AISubs v3.7
Yabun! Tadabun! Shibuya! Ryouto! Hoshimizu!
Tenshiya-san!
Can you tell us an episode of how you met a girl at a track and field competition?
- Oh, about Motokano? - Yes.
At the competition, I was at the top of the stand at the track and field stadium.
I was looking down at the stadium as a whole.
At that moment, I suddenly saw a girl standing there.
She was at the end of the ground.
She was moving with a light movement.
I was curious about her.
She was really far away like this.
"Huh? Isn't she cute?" I thought.
- So I searched for her. - Why?
"Oh, I see. She's from Nainain High School." I thought.
So I contacted her and asked her out.
I was curious about her, so I searched for her and asked her out.
- That's gross. - That's gross?
You're in the middle of measuring shit.
You're in the middle of measuring shit and you're asking me out?
That's right.
I'm in the middle of measuring shit.
- That's why I'm happy. - Are you famous for measuring shit?
(Laughing)
So today, we're going to test your measuring skills.
- We brought a measuring game. - A measuring game?
I'm going to put something here now.
You're going to measure what this thing is.
For example, if you put toilet paper here, you can measure it with toilet paper.
- I think we can do that. - Here's the rule of the game.
You're going to turn it around five times.
As soon as you've turned it around five times, you have to answer what it is.
As soon as you turn it around five times, you have to answer what it is.
The person who can answer correctly gets one point.
The person with the least points gets a penalty game.
I was thinking of asking you about this penalty game before we started filming.
I thought it would be a cheek-to-cheek, forehead- to- forehead, right?
- That's right. - I knew it.
- I knew it would be a cheek-to-forehead, forehead-to-forehead, right? - I knew it would be a cheek-to-forehead, forehead-to-forehead, right?
- I'm going to make you do a cheek-to-forehead, forehead-to-forehead for a week. - Okay.
But if you don't have sexual desire there, you'll get a 90% chance of getting a penalty game, right?
- Well, I don't know if you're interested in it or not, but it's really important. - It's sexual desire, isn't it?
- It's sexual desire, isn't it?
[The game is called "Cheek-to-forehead, Forehead- to-forehead"]
First question! Please raise your eyes!
One, two...
Hey!
- This is hard... - Dwaaah! Dwaaah!
- I don't know this! - What is this?
- Do you know it?
- I don't know it! If I knew it, I wouldn't remember it! - You wouldn't say it, right?
- Can I eat it? - You can eat it!
- Oh, it's amazing! - The order is super important!
- It's super important! - Rock-paper-scissors to decide who goes first!
- Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors! Rock - paper-scissors! - I'll go first!
- Can I look at it first? - Yes!
- It looks like you stepped on it with sandals... - It looks like you stepped on it with sandals...
- I'll eat it! - Mmm! It's good!
- What is this? - How do you search for it?
- Is it okay for me to look at it? - What is this?!
- Desktop! - It's amazing!
- I'll go with this one! - Okay!
- I think the brown one is big! - The brown one is brown!
- It's about... - Brown...
- Oh! - It's brown and crispy!
- Snacks... Is it called "snacks"? - I think there are two types of sites...
- I'll go with the first one! - Okay!
- First one!
- Wow! I got it! - Wow!
- It's super important where you'll jump and where you'll fall!
- There's this one too! - It's unfair of you to say you can go with this one!
- Eh?! Wait... - Is this wrong?
- Is this wrong?! - Eh?!
- This one... - Oh no! Oh no!
- It's similar in genre! - So, it's up to here, right?
- I'm sure you've seen this one before... - It smells...
- It looks like you drew it... - I want to click it!
- The scary thing about "snacks" and "anything" is... - It only has a name...
- There's a possibility you'll click it even after that... - I thought "wow, this is good!"
- I think people who say "anything" will put up a picture of it... - You've summarized it for me...
- I want to go to France! - Okay!
- Second one! - Okay!
- "Da"... - Oh!
- It's a good one... - It's a good site...
- It's like "macaron"... - It's like that...
- It's like "canne de pan" - It's like "canne de pan"...
- Isn't it around here? - It's orange!
- It's a good one, isn't it? - It is!
- "Fondant au chocolat"! - Wow!
- "Fondant au chocolat"! - It's easy to drink!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - If you post like this in the future...
- There are a lot of pages! - Annoying! I have no choice but to fight here for now.
- It's confusing. - If you go to the next page, you'll see the same amount of ads as now.
I'm definitely looking up "trip to Kamiyasumi".
I'm so happy.
- Here we go. - Yes.
- The third page. - It's almost the third page.
- That's too much! - You're making too much money!
- The fourth page. - Hey!
You're lazy!
Watch out! Watch out!
- It's not katana. - Oh, I'm surprised.
I feel like my knees are soaked in water.
I thought you were someone else.
- Don't worry about it. - Don't worry about it.
Both of you are gross.
- The fifth page. - Oh!
- Salt and butter caramel. - No, it's sugar candy.
I wonder what it is.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Damn it! - Do you want to answer for now?
- Crispy cookies! - Ugh!
- I'm going to start searching. - I thought you were going to write "that" on top of it.
- I'm not going to use that page anymore. - No, you're not going to use it here.
- I think it's sugar candy. - Um...
- Are you going to search it? - Are you stupid?
Between "biscuit" and "cookie"...
- He's stupid! - I see.
- I got it! - What is it?
What is it that you're searching for?
It's a type of sugar candy and cookie.
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's a cookie, right? - I think it's a cookie.
Go!
- Here it is! - Wow, there's a lot of them.
- But I'm really curious about this one. - Oh, like you said earlier.
- I'm going to search for this one, too! - Really?
- I'm going to search for the name of this one, too. - Isn't it the same?
- Oh! - It's a little suspicious.
You're not suspicious at all!
- "You're not suspicious at all!" - "You're not suspicious at all!"
Hahaha!
- No, I'm going to search for "gallette..." - "re - search"...
"france"?
What's with that ending?
gallette...
"re-search"!
Oh, well, it didn't make much sense.
- What could that be? - It's "gallette brutonne".
- It's "gallette brutonne"! - Yay!
- Yes! - Yay, yay, yay! Peace! Double!
- That was a relief! - I wish it showed up in the picture!
- That's how it is in the beginning. - Yeah.
- Shibayu lost by rock-paper-scissors. - Next up is Shibayu.
- There are some parts that don't matter. - Yeah.
Gallette brutonne
- Okay. - Yes.
- I'll show you the second round. - Here it is!
- Oh, is this a teacher's stick? - Could it be?
- Are you going to answer? - With zero answers?
- Okay, let's start. - Yes.
- What are you going to answer?
- Is it "teacher's stick silver"?
- I've never heard of "teacher's stick" for 29 years.
- "Stretching stick silver"?
- You're a genius. - You're an idiot.
- You're kind of bad at this. - You don't know anything about it.
- I'll go with "stretching stick hollow".
- Is it "sutujou"? - Yeah.
- What was that laugh?
- That was quick! - That was quick!
- The first one. - This is bad!
- It's "stretching stick"! - It's "stretching stick hollow".
- Did you get it wrong?
- I want to search for it one more time.
- I want to know what it is. - Me too.
- This is my image of it. - The one on the right looks like it.
- With "teacher's stick", you have to hold it and point it out.
- I feel like I'm going to lose my breath.
- Oh no!
- It's coming out!
- I'm not good at this.
- I'm not good at this, but I'll go with it.
- I'll go with it.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! - Oh?!
- Mmm! - I think it's this. - Doesn't it look like it?
- I think it's this. - Oh!
- Hey, hey, hey! - You're here!
- No, it's this. - It's this.
- I'll go with it. - Go ahead. - This is...
- C-shaped writing stick! - C-shaped writing stick...
- Correct! - Yay! - Wow!
- That was fast! - This is...
- Oh, no! - Okay, okay. - Oh, no, oh, no! It's stuck!
- It's huge! It's huge! - Okay, I'll go with the next one. - Okay.
- What's this smell? - Ugh!
- It smells like when you touch a fish's belly. - This is the worst.
- Ugh! - Ugh!
- The third round is this one! - Okay.
- Wow! - This is fast. - What is this?!
- This is... Oh! - It spins!
- It's my first time! - I have no idea what this is.
- This is bad. - What is this?
- What is it? - How do you search for it?
- Both hands... spin... - I think spinning is important too.
- This is like a workout. - Yeah.
- This is amazing. - It's not a workout.
- Is it this? - I think I know what it is.
- I'll go with the first one.
- Wait a minute! - Wait a minute!
- What is it?!
- It's a burn machine... - Ha ha ha!
- Is it a burn machine? - Is it a burn machine?
- Staff-san, please find something that doesn't cause problems. - Ha ha ha!
- This is a burn machine. - Okay, that is a burn machine!
- Correct! - Yay!
- There are too many Google search functions in my head. - Too many! Too many!
- It may be hard to find from here. - There are more?
- Yeah, there are more, so I'll bring them.
- The 4th one is... - Oh!
- This one! - Hm?
- I think I've seen it before, but I've seen it before. - Yeah, you've seen it before.
- Isn't it too cool? - Starbeam.
- If you search for "cool starbeam"... - It'll come up as "cool starbeam".
- Is it like a tea type of thing? - Tea type?
- "Motogazou". - What is that?
- "Motogazou" as in "teapot"? - Even if a liquid comes out of it, you don't need it.
- Oh, it's "chabaddy". - Wow, I don't know about this.
- I think I've heard of it once in a newspaper. - Is it like a spice?
- The shape of a flower. - Oh, spice.
- Wow, I think I know what it is. - The 2nd one!
- Bam! - Wow!
- It's coming up! - It was a spice!
- It's "hakkaku"! - Oh, it's "hakkaku"!
- I thought it was something you could buy! - Huh?
- Huh?
- Is it okay for me to answer this? - It's "staramis"!
- That's correct! - Wow!
- It came up! - Ryo-san!
- I didn't mean it like that! - Ryo-san!
- I didn't mean it like that! - Did you test play it for anyone?
- I did, I did, I did! - Ikuto was in a lot of trouble.
- This? - "hakkaku" and "staramis" came up to me.
- "staramis" and "hakkaku" came up to me. - Are you a bug or something?
- You're a bug, aren't you? - You're a bug, aren't you?
- Wow, watch me, you guys! - I'll make you suffer!
- The 4th and 5th rounds! - Yes!
- Wow! - It's not a ring.
- It's a warrior's monitor. - A warrior's...
- Oh, it has words on it. Can I have it? - Idiot.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- He called me an idiot, but... - Hahaha!
- I can't call you an idiot. - I can't call you an idiot.
- I just received it. - You received it so suddenly?
- It was supposed to be the worst incident, but it turned out to be the worst one. - Hahaha!
- Evo Evo Ring Parts! - I'll go with this for simplicity.
- Physical strength! - Bam!
- Wow! - Huh? Evo Evo?
- What is it? - What is it?
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- What are you talking about? - You're kind.
- And this... - Isn't it crazy? This shape! It's scary!
- There's such a thing?! - Maybe I can use this as an advertisement, but...
- Can you blur me out like this? - Hahaha!
- It's a small stud. - It's a small stud.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- Ahhh! - Hahaha!
- I can't reach it from here! - Hahaha!
- It's too small! - It's too small!
- Shall we answer it for now? - It's an asparagus ring!
- Bam! - Hahaha!
- A brass metal! - Bam!
- This is difficult! - Ah...
- It's not on Amazon... - Hahaha!
- What is it? - What is it?
- It's a scarf ring! - Bam!
- It's on an amazing page! - I did it! - Hahaha!
- It's also on "counseling" and stuff. - Hahaha!
- Havaner ring - 1... - Oh! - 1... - Huh?! - Hahaha! - Hahaha! - Why?! - Hahaha! - Why did you go back?! - It's a bandana habane ring. - Ehhh... - A rolling... - A tie ring! - I'll crush your finger with a pin! - Baaam! - Baaaam! - Just open it already... - Hahaha! - I was curious about one thing... - I've never used this when I was drawing my eyebrows, but there was something to put it in here. - Oh, there was something. - So, I drew my eyebrows with my fingers... - Oh! - There was some metal in it.
- I'll try this on you. - Go ahead!
- Oh, but this... - Oh! - No no no... - Oh! - Oh! - Oh! - Eh?! - Oh! - Oh! - Oh! - Oh! - Oh! - Eh?!
- "It makes cutting the finger off easier." - "Cutting the finger off"?!
- "Cutting the finger off with metal for the second time." - Oh! - Oh! - Oh! - Oh!
- It's that. Thank you... - No, I'll eat the ring. It's not "thank you."
Oh, that's it! Not 300 yen!
I've come...to the core of the core...
This is...a finger-pulling!
- Great success! - Great success!
- I'm so happy! - Wow!
- I'm so happy! - Amazing!
- I finally realized it! - Why did you realize it now?!
- You remembered it well! - I didn't remember this!
- I'm glad I left elementary school...
- I'm so happy! - Really?!
- Tetsuya, 2 points! - Alright!
- Wow!
- The final match is... - Yes.
- There's more? - The final match is...
- This one!
- What is it? - It's a board.
- It's a wooden board!
- A wooden board... - Sorry, I was so distracted.
- What?!
- I didn't understand at all, so I was like "what is this guy?"
- Let's keep going! - Yeah.
- Let's keep going! - Let's keep going!
- A spatula... - A resin... - A spray...
- A hair dryer... - A hair dryer...
- I'm gonna eat my parents...
- This one... - Wow!
- I've already made one thing I like! - You did it!
- Amazing! - On White Day, I made a face-shaped chocolate for you.
- At the time, I used silicon to make your face.
- When I was making it, I thought "I should buy something like this."
- On White Day, there was a box of heras.
- I thought "there's no way I'm going to look for boxes of heras."
- But not a single one of those came up.
- The wooden ones.
- It's an applique hera!
- That's enough!
- Can I use it? - Yes.
- Can I use it correctly? - Huh?
- Using it is tough. - Using it is correct.
- Who's going to do it? - Me.
- I'm going to use it like this.
- Go ahead. - Please.
- Huh? - Huh?
- That's it!
- The last one! Go ahead!
- Go, go, go! You can do it!
- No! - Go for it!
- Hey!
- Huh?
- Is it this one? - "Kitsuke"?
Huh? "Kitsukehera".
"Search vio".
- Huh? - Huh?
- Oh! - Isn't it a swimsuit?!
- Oh! - Isn't it "kitsukehera"?!
- Hey! - "Kitsukehera"!
- This is it! - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- Here we go. - Huh?
- This is it! - This is it!
- You're right, this T-shirt is a bit big. - Yeah.
- It's the same. - Even if it's not this, you're telling me it's this!
- This is... - Yeah.
- A "kitsukehera" that will make your kimono and other things look nice! - Yeah.
- You're absolutely right! - Yeah!
- Nice! - Oh!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- I'm glad you were able to find it on "search vio". - Can we go back a little?
- The first thing I searched for was... - Yeah.
- Look at this. This is what came up. - Yeah.
- Wow! "Kitsukeohera"! - Huh?!
- You barely found this one. - You're right!
- What?! - The winner is Toshimitsu!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- I'm the winner! - I'm the winner!
- Isn't it me?! - Isn't it me?!
- That was tough! - That was a long one!
- If you were in a good tempo, you could have won. - I could have won, but...
- 3, 2, 1... - 3, 2, 1...
- I lost. - I lost.
- That was too easy. - Man...
- That was too easy. - I'm glad it's over now.
- I don't know if it was too difficult or too easy. - The flickering was important.
- If you're hooked on one keyword, it'll come out in an instant. - Yeah.
- That was a long, long battle. - Yeah.
- Everyone, please don't determine us too much. - We'll be found out.
- Yeah, it's useless to find out. - Yeah.
- Let's meet again in the next video. Goodbye!
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